Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The Crazy-Hot Scale

The problem is certain women’s increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in psychosis. Luckily for us, a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become - knowledge that can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life. This chart is commonly known as 'The Crazy-Hot Scale'. For a woman to be crazy, she must be equally hot or exceed in her level of physical attractiveness

Never can you be with a woman that slumbers into the Kendall Field for too long, the unbalanced ratio of Crazy-Hot is too majestic even for a man of my prestige and awesomeness to endure. Until next time,

Fudgeicle

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think there really could be two Kendall fields in this diagram.

Whilst Kendall, were she to exist, would definitely have low hotness and high crazyness, a girl with high hotness and low crazyness (top left) is really just like Kendall - purely imaginary.

Taz said...

good suggestion, ill consider it