Top 10 Similarities Between Women And Fish

1. Both are attracted to shiny objects.

2. More fun to catch while drinking.

3. Neither travel well, so best just to leave them.

4. They can't go anywhere without their group.

5. Easier to catch the weak ones (like going for two 4s instead of an 8).

6. They get pissy if you grab their tail.

7. Both wild and farm raised have their benefits.

8. Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first.

9. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life.

10. They will suck up anything you drop infront of their mouths (High five!)