Wingman

With Taro moving onto becoming pro, Hahn style (solo) my attention towards a new wingman has been redirected at Senor Lamberto Sombrero Rodriguez (Washels). Now I know what your all thinking 'How come I'm not Taz's new wingman?', well the answer is simple - hes way awesome. Plus he has many beneficial factors that help me out such as availability, popularity (sorry Sauer) and hes pretty much the middle man when goss goes around, so I'll be constantly updated with all info on gaths/parties. My role as Wash-mans wingman is to broaden his horizons and get his confidence interval above that 95% level if you know what I mean. Thank you to all who applied or requested that you become the new vice president of awesome, however most of you were unsatisfactory and your rankings showed that you weren't up for the job, the majority of you scored the rank of assistant-under-secretary-of-only-OK. Thanks for your support, it will get me through these first few weeks with my new wingman - he has much to learn...