OK, so I was on myspace the other day and I see this guys profile;
'#8 Jake, now with 20% more awesome'
At the time this didn't really concern me, because in the back of my mind, I was thinking that he was at -20% awesome to begin with, henceforth upgrading to a sub-maximal of 0% awesome, he had nothing on me... However, I went to school and told some friends about this, as optimistic as they are they managed to shock me by saying 'Hey Taz, just a thought, but what if he was at say - 80% awesome instead of the estimated -20%? That would mean he is 100% awesome.' What was I suppose to do!! A valid point had been made about the percentile of this Jake's awesomeness. Something had to be done. As soon as I got home from school I signed into myspace.com and changed my profile name to;
'Taz, now 100% more awesome than Jake.'
Win? yeah...Win. What could he do then, he had nothing. With my problem solved I realise that I'll always be 100% more awesome steps in-front of Jake so even if, for some reason - he did manage to top 100% with his extra 20% more awesome bonus, I'd be sitting at 200% awesome, which to say is a little bit less than normal, but to quote AJ after he got his new "hair cut" - Variety is the spice of life.
PS. Jake if you are reading this, I want to let you know that being in my blog does mean that you are awesome, thanks for letting me have something really lame to talk about.